Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 04:43

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
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I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I don’t buy bullshit
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I can count
I see through liars
Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
Can you tell me a depressing story?
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I know who the president of Turkey really is
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I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
Can a twin flame runner be happy in a karmic relationship?
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
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When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
I don’t cotton to rapists
What are the most shocking facts about the Bollywood industry?
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I have a reading level above third grade
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I have complete contempt for fakery
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I actually pay taxes
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I can read
I understand how hurricane paths work